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Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
“I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
“Of course you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
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The female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Classes will be limited to 10 men as the course material may be difficult.
SFM 101 - You Too Can Do Housework
SFM 102 - How To Fill An Ice Tray
SMF 103 - Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 AM
SMF 104 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
SMF 105 - Parenting: No, It Doesn’t Stop With Conception
SMF 106- Get a Life, Learn How to Cope
SMF 107- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
SMF 108 - Reasons To Give Flowers
SMF 109 - Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
SMF 110 - The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
SMF 111 - Real Men Ask For Directions
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad...”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaad. . .”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. . .Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
Five minutes later.
“Daaaa-aaaad...”
“What?” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125 000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a five-week vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The young engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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