Letter to my people: Doctor Amai addresses the nation

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Dear my people, Having sat down and thought long and hard, as I always do, I have taken the very wise decision to write to you regularly to ensure that you benefit from my wise thoughts.

Dear my people, Having sat down and thought long and hard, as I always do, I have taken the very wise decision to write to you regularly to ensure that you benefit from my wise thoughts.

BY DOCTOR STOP IT

Of course as a busy mother, I may not be able to guarantee that you will benefit from my wise installments on a very strict and regular basis.

You will remember that women, men and youths of this great country and our equally great party, took turns to come to my palace and begged me to lead them.

Reluctantly, I agreed after consulting Baba. I am also in the middle of another, “Meet the People” outreach so that may take a lot of my time.

I have already been to Matabeleland North, Binga to be precise, where we want to revive agriculture. That woman, Teurairopa,  who was plotting against Baba, tried and failed to bring development to that area.

Maybe she deliberately failed so that people of that area could revolt against Baba, but as with all her plans against the political Grandmaster, Baba, she failed.

I hear she is in the middle of starting some already doomed  political party. Just as I once predicted that the Tsvangirais would not move into State House, Teurairopa’s political project will collapse and she will not move into State House. Never Ever!!

I have also been to Mashonaland West province where I donated loads of second-hand clothing and groceries. I have heard some people are getting excited to the extent of wanting to take me to court for donating second-hand clothing. I have a strong feeling those are Tsvangirai’s supporters or agents of white people.

My message to them is very simple: STOP IT!! 

I know many of you, especially the journalists, like whispering behind my back that I spend a lot of time and money shopping, but let me tell you right now that I don’t do much shopping at all. I am just a simple woman.

Oh, I had almost forgotten, you know, the two Vice-Presidents consult  me  on how  best they can do their work and  that  adds to my responsibilities.

I know those who are mischievous will start making silly statements suggesting that this is yet  another sign that I want to rule you (as if there is anything wrong with that. Am I not a Zimbabwean?)

Actually, is there any sane person out there who thinks I don’t contribute to how this country is ruled?

Has it never occurred to you that Baba just may consult me on a lot of very important issues? I thought I had let the cat out of the bag when I told you that I could have held any ministry that I could have chosen if I had wanted. But being the modest person that I am, I decided I would not take charge of any ministry.

Which reminds me, I will need to get clarification from Emmerson on what he meant by saying we would all miss Baba. Does he know something that we don’t? If he starts behaving like Joice, we will “baby-dump” him. Emmerson, STOP IT!!

Your Mother

Doctor Amai (PHD)