My People,As I said, it is very lonely at the Blue Roof.
By Dr Stop It
We have no idea of what is happening except what we are told by the priest.
Of course, it’s not as bad as people want to believe or portray.
The G40 is still solid within the party and Cabinet even.
Poor Ngwena, he has been hugging some hyenas of late.
Mudhara, the leader of G40 and I have had a few chuckles watching Ngwena hugging some G40 kingpins and has helpfully appointed them to very important positions.
Of course, some of my boys have been scattered, with poor Jonso seeking sanctuary from his in-laws in Kenya while Tyson is somewhere in Mzansi staying with a gentleman who left the country fleeing from The Bobster. Many excuses were given for the chap’s problems but if truth be told, it was because he liked casting his eyes in my direction.
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Also, Patrick is reported to have shaved off his dreadlocks in order to confuse any angry Zimbabweans who may feel like expressing their disgust for his role in a corrupt regime.
Makhosini, Anastanzia, Walter, Mandiwefodya, Dickson Mafios and others, including Mboko, are all contemplating life in the wilderness outside the party.
I was appalled to hear that most of you continue to be charmed by the soldiers.
Some of you are even saying because the coup was relatively bloodless, it was free, fair and credible.
Quite a shocking mentality to say the least. Or is it list?
Remember, we know a lot of what happened and you have not the slightest clue of what happened.
It gets even more sad when people say since our elections have always been violent and bloody, rather than hold elections, we should have a coup every five years!
Kwaaaaaaaaah!
You people, be careful what you wish for. Remember how you all idolised Bob from 1980 until he showed you what proper suffering truly is.
Stop showing off Oxiria Ngwena must have a very short memory.
In 2015, the then Mashonaland West minister or governor or whatever you call them, Faber Chidarikire and his team referred to Mrs Lizard, Oxiria as the acting first lady.
Of course, this happened while we were out of the country, which was most of the time as it enabled us to raid state funds. Of course, my boys protested strongly and loudly and the message was sent to the lizard faction that there can only be one queen in this country, which is me.
So when Lizard announced his Cabinet last week, the omission of Faber Chidarikire or his representatives was quite telling. Anyway, I am sure you were all surprised by the poor show put up by Oxiria while making a “surprise” visit to one of the local hospitals as she tries to replace me as the mother of the nation.
How could it be a surprise visit complete with the fawning Dead BC crew running all over the show?
That is clearly a sign of lack of class on the part of Oxiria.
If you visit public hospitals, you will contract diseases.
Bob destroyed all those institutions and they became death centres.
If it was me, I would have visited hospitals in Malaysia, Singapore, South Africa and the US to assess their state of preparedness in dealing with our family in case a family member develops a toothache or a headache.
Next thing, Oxiria will be urging government officials to receive medical attention in Zimbabwe government hospitals as if the world has run out of expensive hospitals!
Why should government officials behave like ordinary peasants? I think Oxiria was influenced by Chinamasa who is now behaving like Magufuli from Tanzania.
Can you imagine government officials will now fly economy class and will only be allocated one vehicle? You people will miss Bob.
Welcoming another grandchild
You people are very cruel. At the time that I was preparing to welcome another grandchild from my daughter, you decided to gang up on our family together with the soldiers.
And I know you must have been jealous that we were going to fly to the Far East using the country’s only reliable plane to collect my daughter and grandchild.
Zim football
I am happy the Zimbabwe National team coach in the last two matches, whose name nobody remembers, decided to invite eligible players from the UK to play for Zimbabwe.
I have always said some of those boys were being arrogant for nothing.
Thankfully they were invited and proved that like their compatriots, they lack footballing talent. They lost to Lesotho and Namibia, did they?
Miracle legend
It could only happen in Zimbabwe. That a team of world renowned legends from Barcelona playing against yesteryear greats from The Warriors would suddenly produce a “miracle legend”.
Maybe it’s time to call the boys in green to “target certain criminals” around a certain chairman.
Munhuwese kuna Amai!
Umasalu wezwelonke!
Ntombizodwa hoyeee!
Dr Amai Stop it! (Miracle PhD)
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