letter to my people:BY DOCTOR STOP IT
My Dear People, I can’t imagine for how long Zimbabweans will continue to suffer at the hands of Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa and his band of clueless sidekicks.
Just watching the way the junta gangsters work is enough to make one cringe in shame.
Look at how Dambudzo is always being watched by his boss, VP Dhibhiritating, to an extent that Ngwena does not seem to be the man in charge as Boss Kedha appears to be always insisting that wherever Ngwena goes, he should be within shouting distance to ensure that he does not misbehave.
Meanwhile, Kembo Campbell Dugishi is always within range as the three musketeers are always together due to, among many reasons, nothing useful to do.
How we wish he could get a desent haircut as his hair was looking very untidy last week.
Given his scary habit of wielding an axe when he is angry, we are not surprised that nobody has the guts, women included, to tell good old Kembo to go out and seek a haircut.
I must say Zimbabweans are blessed with colourful elderly gentlemen, who like to marry young girls.
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Not that there is anything illegal as they would have reached the necessary ages.
Cain Mathema married a little baby while Kembo also married another baby, in comparison to their advanced ages.
Of course, VP Dhibhiritating would not be left out in the race for the cradle as he also snatched his own little one.
The only problem is how and why they end up fighting the mothers of their children.
The question has been asked that if they can do that to the mothers of their children, what about if they had to confront ordinary Zimbabweans?
Anyway, we have been told how Dambudzo fell for a student intern at his farm.
One of the senior wives was reported to have been annoyed by his actions that she chased him into a thriving maize field in which he brought down many green mealies.
The green maize cops were last seen being sold to vendors somewhere near Amaveni.
Another investment lie This week, Zimbabweans were again left bemused when they were told that the government, through Dambudzo, had launched a Zimbabwe Investment and Development Agency (Zida).
Zida was unique, so we were told, because Zimbabwe now had a one-stop shop for handling investments.
Whatever that means. Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnn!
As usual, it turned out to be another opportunity to create jobs for the boys as the usual culprits were appointed to jobs reserved for relatives and cronies.
Dear Colleagues, let me alert you to the fact that I am currently in Asia where I am undergoing very crucial issues.
The least I could do was to come up with a very short address to you my people.
I am very much alive to the fact that failure to access my weekly address would have resulted in chaos and commotion.
It would be unheard of for all those millions to spend a week without hearing from me.
Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)
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