We have not joined the Diaspora

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LETTER TO MY PEOPLE BY DOCTOR STOP IT Hello from Singapore, I am wallowing in the lap of luxury somewhere in Singapore while you are probably reading this from a bank queue trying to withdraw your very few peanuts.

LETTER TO MY PEOPLE BY DOCTOR STOP IT

Hello from Singapore, I am wallowing in the lap of luxury somewhere in Singapore while you are probably reading this from a bank queue trying to withdraw your very few peanuts.

Well, don’t blame your iconic African revolutionary Supreme Leader for the economic ruin that we find ourselves in because he is not responsible for that.

Some unpatriotic people have made all sorts of unhelpful allegations implying the Old Man has “presided over the collapse of what used to be Africa’s most vibrant economy”. Munopenga! (You are crazy)

You should blame it all on your clueless leader, Moregirls Tsvangson for inviting sanctions on Zimbabwe.

Your hardships were much bearable until Moregirls and other less revolutionary people were misled by white people to form the MDC.

Now look who is suffering. You!

Mudhara and Moregirls receive medical treatment outside the country while you have to receive medical attention at sanctions-hit hospitals. The economic hardships have hit you, not my family and the Ruining Class.

I can even afford to have a grandchild born outside the country and spend more than a month outside the country and have the in-laws visit as well. Do you think the sanctions and cash shortages are affecting me and the Ruining Class? No!

Stop the silly rumours

I nearly died of shock the other day when I was going through this rather unpatriotic website and the comments were shocking. Can you imagine the readers, most of whom must be based in the UK, suggesting we were now ruling or ruining you from the Diaspora, whatever that means.

Another suggested that since you were going to be ruled from the grave anyway, we might as well start ruling you from Singapore, via skype.

Those who do not understand leadership and diplomacy tried to give the impression that the Supreme Leader has been spending little time in the country. Goodness me, don’t they understand state craft? Don’t they know that leadership is about travelling to negotiate economic deals with other countries?

Surely, just because there were trips to the USA, South Africa, Uganda, Singapore to collect grandchild, Papua New Guinea and now Singapore, that can’t by any stretch of the imagination be called too much travelling.

Some of the more cynical people made such ludicrous allegations, that the only beneficiaries from the trip were members of the delegations who were virtually raiding treasury in search of travel and subsistence allowances.

Munopenga! (You are crazy).

Then there was another malicious comment suggesting there were no tangible or visible benefits from the many foreign trips.

What ignorance! Have you not heard of the Chinese and Russian mega deals that will soon make our country the envy of the world? After delivering the more than two million jobs, this country will be awash with money.

After that, the Dangote billions will also start flowing into the country and all those sell outs who fled the country as economic refugees will come back begging us to continue ruling them from the grave.

As I sign off to go and do some more shopping, I would like to urge you not to  pay attention to unpatriotic stories in some sections of the media alleging that the son-in-law has joined the gravy train through some energy deals. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Munhu wese kuna Amai! Umasalu wezwelonke! G 40 woyeee! Mega Deals Woyee! Your Mother Dr Amai (Fake Ph.D) l Feedback: [email protected]