I am sure none of you, other than The Horrid newspaper believed what Mudhara said last week about corruption bla bla bla.
letter to my people BY DOCTOR STOP IT
It is a known fact that rather than punish corrupt people, he would rather look the other way and pretend he knows nothing.
I mean Zimbabwe has a lot of corruption cases committed by very senior politicians, but nothing has been done to them.
We just keep the records as a way of keeping them on the straight and narrow to prevent them from rebelling against the party leadership.
A certain comrade who is reported to have caused the disappearance of his wife’s lover is still moving around free.
But if he starts misbehaving, Mudhara will simply pull out the dusty folder and remind him of his misdeeds.
The same goes for a lot of characters who become very obedient sons and daughters of the old man.
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One comrade who benefitted from the Willowgate scandal was rewarded with plum ambassadorial jobs by the Icon himself.
Even I helped myself to money collected by civil servants for their housing scheme and built myself an ugly palace in Borrowdale.
So the long and short of it is don’t worry too much about the old man’s statements on corruption.
I am told that whenever some of these clever thieves steal something, they find a way of donating some of the proceeds to activities related to The Family or the party as a way of protecting themselves.
There is a belief that any inquiry into alleged corrupt activities of politicians come to a very sudden stop if there are indications that we received ill begotten things.
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Why then would people go into politics if corruption is not allowed?
Alooter continua!
Norton victory for the people
Nobody can say I did not play my part in freeing the people from Zanu PF rule. That loquacious chap called Chris Mutsvangwa alleges something like State capture.
Kkkkkkkkkk! I don’t know what he means by that and if such a thing is possible.
Anyway, I was saying you people need to show some gratitude for what I have done for you.
I have, through my Gay 40 faction, delivered the Norton seat to the people of Zimbabwe.
For the uninformed, the primary elections were conducted by my faction and we ensured that my ally, a very weak candidate, was victorious.
We made sure the weakest candidate was fielded to ensure victory for the independent candidate, Temba Mliswa.
That boy better show some gratitude. He did not win because he is such a wonderful politician, but because of the efforts of other people, G40 included.
Don’t listen to the old man when he says the Norton candidate is a thief who was not fit to represent the party. That was the idea.
As we prepare for other by-elections in Chimanimani and Bikita, we will see how we will deliver freedom and real independence to Zimbabweans.
Let’s impose sanctions on USA
I hope our spin doctors are observing developments in the build up to the US elections.
As we speak, Republican offices were bombed while one candidate Mr Trump has been outed for saying lewd and lurid things about women. Several women have alleged that he groped them many years ago.
In my opinion, this election will not be free and fair. It does not meet the basics of a free election. Mr Trump is also alleging the election is being rigged. I think that is why he has taken the bald decision not to accept the out come of the sham election.
I suggest that Zimbabwe plays its part in protecting democracy by imposing economic sanctions on USA. We could stop exporting whatever it is that they might be buying from us.
Trump in the newsroom
Journalists who are being tormented by a soldier working at a certain newspaper as a photographer continue to be subjected to trauma.
After management refused to take action against him after he groped one female journalist, the journalists say they continue to work in fear of the predator.
In hushed tones and behind his back, they have resorted to calling him Trump for his sexual attacks.
As your mother, I will soon be naming the newspaper located on second street and the gunners involved.
Munhuwese Kuna Amai!
Umasalu wezwelonke!
Dr Amai Marujata (Ph.D) Fake
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