My People, I think by now you have seen the reason why The Bobster and myself have always shown confidence in the leadership qualities in Cde Mboko.
letter to my people BY DOCTOR STOP IT
We have refused to believe lies alleging Mboko deserted Zipra in favour of Zanla during the war of liberation in Mozambique.
Some went as far as lying that he diverted arms of war meant for Zipra to Zanla and that the current position is some kind of thank you for that role.
All lies.
Even when Mboko correctly said that Gukurahundi was created by white foreign powers, some of you pretended not to know that the man was being factual.
Some tried to find a wrong with the fact that upon becoming acting president in 2015, he kicked off his revolutionary stint in the presidency by opening a family tuck shop.
Nothing wrong with that. If The Bobster can use state resources to celebrate his birthday even at a cemetery, why should Mboko not do the same?
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This time he did not disappoint either as his office went as far as informing George Charamba at the ministry of information that the press was invited to cover the opening of yet another private family enterprise.
Bravo Mboko, well-done! He’s a faster learner than Dhakisi Ngwena.
Mboko’s footprints on the country’s political landscape will always be there, given some landmark actions that he has taken to cement his place as one of the gallant revolutionaries.
There was the heroic and gallant act of springing “my boys” from police cells who were facing corruption charges.
What if police investigations end up coming across unpleasant truths, such as the fact that the political leadership is rotten to the core and stinks like skunks? Kkkkkkk!
The hypocrites in our party reacted with feigned shock and horror when we all know that corruption has always been the norm since 1980.
Again, what if he had been sent by someone senior to spring those boys from police cells?
There is debate on whether on some issues he is set up for failure, or that it is the visionary revolutionary in him.
Like that revolutionary decision to stay in a hotel for more than a year resulting in some demos.
Then there are those visionary chicks which he has been distributing in Bulawayo which have earned him the name, Lachicks.
I am told that incomes and food security have greatly improved in areas which have been favoured by his generosity, so much that there is now a huge demand for the chicks in Masvingo and other parts of the country.
I am reliably informed the chicks are “donated” by some white farmer.
It has often been said that the fights in the party are also influenced by ethnic differences. When Mboko made the revolutionary speech at one of my rallies where he announced that it was not automatic that a Karanga would lead this country, few of you saw that he was a peacemaker calling for harmony.
Down with Malema
If we were to localise the name of Julius Malema in some areas, it would be something like “Marema”, loosely translated to mean lunatics, so a friend wrote to me.
Jurius Marema and his outfit were behaving like lunatic thugs towards Africa’s only remaining iconic revolutionary.
This is the man who single-handedly liberated Zimbabwe and Africa.
Let me repeat some of Marema’s treasonous statements: “President Mugabe is not only the contemporary engine of personality cult, but he is protected by a group of cowards around him who hypocritically defend him everyday whilst harbouring ambitions to lead soon.
“Before the Zanu PF and its youth wing respond to the EFF about the charge that they are cowards; they should ask themselves a simple question — what is revolutionary about being led by a person in old age; who sleeps all the time in meetings, can nolonger even hold a pen or write half a page? Failure to respond to this question signifies not that they are afraid of others, but of President Mugabe.”
Marema continues.
“The Zanu PF youth is instead defending and advancing an anti youth statuesque. This is because there is no youth in the Zanu PF youth; what you find are middle age men and women, half of which are suffering from mid-life crises. They should be ashamed of themselves for holding the future from being born in Zimbabwe,” he said with typical South African failure to communicate in coherent English.
I think Sadc and the African Union should issue strong statements condemning those EFF thugs.
MET Department can’t spell
It was rather frightening to learn that the people responsible for predicting our weather cannot spell, raising the possibility that there are some semi-literate people manning our weather stations.
Last week they ran a statement announcing: “The heavy rains that have started impounding almost everywhere in Zimbabwe….”
Could they have meant pounding?
Munhuwese kuna Amai!
Umasalu wezwelonke!
Dr Amai Stopit! PhD (Fake)
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