My People, Today, before I make my weekly presentation, I will start with my trademark famous wise saying: “Girls have higher chances of getting pregnant than their male counterparts.”
letter to my people BY DOCTOR STOP IT
Of course most of you did not know that.
Many of you will have followed developments in the party’s women’s league in the last 10 days with a lot of curiosity.
Confusion even.
I know you could not believe that Cde Sarah Mahoka and Comrade Nomthandazo Eunice Sandi Moyo were facing “spontaneous” demonstrations for fanning factionalism and other convenient allegations that were thrown at them.
The women’s league national executive later recommended the duo’s expulsion from the wing.
If the politburo, central committee or any other organ wont kick them out of the party, we will simple “baby dump” them.
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Many of you have often wondered why I prefer using phrases such as “baby dumping” adding that a person such as myself should not use such inappropriate phrases as people may assume that it is a reflection of my character.
But I don’t care! Munopenga. Liyahlanya.
The demonstrating women, apart from vague and incoherent charges, also accused Cde Mahoka of denigrating vice-president Ngwena, appointed by Bob and calling him Dhakisi.
Even unimportant George Manheru found his name being mentioned alongside that of Ngwena.
Cde Sarah heckled Bob, demanding to know if indeed he had tasked Jojo to grant an interview to private radio station, ZiFM Sterio.
While this is happening to Sarah and Sandi, I am sure Mandiitawefodya is watching developments with trepidation as she has also publicly humiliated Dhakisi Ngwena in public, just falling short of accusing Ngwena of masterminding a coup.
Of course the Ngwena has struck Mandi quietly. Her farm near Mutare city was recently gazetted to enable the city to expand.
But Ngwena seems to be going for the jugular vein now.
With the Gay 40 in disarray, he has turned his sights on Tyson Saviour.
Is it not amazing how delegated authority or borrowed power can easily vanish?
Tyson, who had virtually taken over the running of the party and become untouchable because of proximity to me and The Bobster, has seen that reality.
The party propaganda mouth pieces are going for him amid accusations that he wanted to stop demonstrations against Sarah and Sandi.
When I checked with my networks, some “spontaneous” demonstrations against Cde Tyson were being inticipated in Bindura.
Zimbabwean profit prophets
What exactly were the charges levelled against Sarah and Sandi? Frankly, I had already forgotten and had to check in some newspapers. The two were accused of fanning factionalism and undermining my authority. Then the clincher. They were also accused of embezzling money received from some prophets!
If people embezzle money, they are reported to police. You don’t demonstrate against people accused of theft. As some cynics have said, the real issue is nothing more than a fight over money donated by snake oil salesmen who rip off poor struggling Zimbabweans.
Mega deals!!!!
As we prepare for next year’s elections, please note that we are still on target to create more than two million jobs. You will remember that the first job created under ZimAsset was at Air Zimbabwe where the first son-in-law was given a plum job.
Mega deals signed with Japan to rehabilitate second-hand cars will soon create millions of jobs in the country.
The Mega Deals signed with China and Russia are all expected to see all those lazy people going to work.
The Horrid newspaper keeps telling us Dangote’s technical team is in the country to make final assessments before his billions start benefitting Zimbabweans. Kwaaaaaaaaa!
Build houses at the airport
When The Bobster ordered the demolition of houses located near the airport, he had seen a vision. In his vision, all that area would be preserved for senior party and government officials.
This would make it much easier for those who have to wake up at the crack of dawn or in the middle of the night to welcome The Bobster from a foreign trip or to bid him farewell. I think it’s a very wise idea that will save a lot of fuel.
Many Chipolopolos
Our very productive son-in-law from across the river continues to be very productive with Zimbabwean women and his reception has witnessed many fights by women carrying his babies. At this rate, he will soon have fathered enough children for a Zimbabwe-based Chipolopolo.
Munhuwese kunaMoms!
Umasalu wezwelonke!
Dr Amai Stopit PhD(Fake)
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