My People A few days ago I took some guests to loss-making Gushaz Holdings. The milk processing enterprise was doing so badly we had to sell it. Some believe it was a way of money laundering or preparing for a hasty exit in the event that things get nasty given how we have run the country to the ground.
letter to my people BY DOCTOR STOP IT
I pronounced during the visit that women needed to be role models. Like me, they should identify poor families which they can evict at the onset of winter.
Poor people have no place in this country that our family owns. They should only be used as voters to retain power. If they have problems, those poor peasants are free to pay the exorbitant fees that I charge at my exclusive school. Or they can enroll their children in Hong Kong or Dubai where mine have schooled.
I know some jealous people were celebrating when Amai Fake Doctor was cursed by a certain pastor for being responsible for the eviction of innocent people in Mashonaland Central and had their houses set on fire and belongings dumped elsewhere.
The pastor called for all the misery that Amai and her family have unleashed on the settlers to be returned to them. We wait to see if the First shall be the Last.
I don’t answer questions on whether it is right for role models to snatch married elderly husbands other women and engage in office romance resulting in children being sired.
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Lacoste-minded people were busy drooling and dreaming of an expulsion of Cde Tyson. Provinces and other arms of the party such as the youth had been dragooned into endorsing some form of a dreamt up expulsion of the commissar.
But the real Mr G40, Gushaz The Bobster ran rings around those bemused no hoppers and introduced something generally never done in our party after a vote of no confidence.
He sent some fact-finding commission which has never been done for very senior people like Joice. With Mboko throwing his weight behind Tyson, it was not long before the silly fantasies to kick-out our boy came to an end.
Mushohwe Purleez!
As we prepare for next year’s elections, it is important for all of you to vote for the party after we finally delivered on our election promises. The potholes have gone, as have all the money problems. We are now paying school fees using goats, rabbits, mice, amacimbi and even mazhanje or masawu.
In Bikita they can use harurwa while those living close to the Zambezi River can pay fees using breams and tiger fish. That is what we call innovative revolutionary economics to counter the racist and white supremacist.
On job creation, Christopher had this to say, according to a local newspaper: “We have delivered on our promise to create 2,2 million jobs. Our people have created their own jobs and capacity utilisation in a number of companies has increased since the introduction of Statutory Instrument 64. The problem is they are used to working for the white people and reporting for duty every morning that they don’t see the jobs we have created.”
If people can’t count up to two million or see the jobs that we have created, then it’s not our fault. Let’s not listen to alarmists who are spreading gossip by alleging that the only job so far created since the 2013 elections was the one given to the first son in law. Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Careful Mboko
Somebody needs to warn good Mboko about how words said in the heat of the moment can haunt a person in future. He should ask Ngwena. Mboko needs advice on a lot of things, from the six button suits, to deciding if he should spend more than a year staying in a hotel or not.
He should be advised not to talk about Zapu properties as those are now our property. At a meeting with former Zipra guerillas, Mboko said: “How is the military feeling when their Commander-in-Chief is being dangled like that? You should not allow people to insult the president. War veterans must take action.”
If the military and war veterans do intervene in one way or the other in the politics of the country and something nasty happens, is this not where perpetrators end up being asked to explain their roles in certain crimes against humanity?
Sounds more like a certain newspaper which vociferously pleaded for the deployment of Gukurahundi leading to the deaths and rape of tens of thousands of Zimbabweans.
Favouritism or tribalism?
At the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair, command agriculture which is spearheaded by Ngwena, was exhibiting. I hope there was a stand for Mboko’s activities where his ground-breaking innovation on food security has seen many families receive chicks for projects.
Although Mboko sources the chicks from some white farmer, surely they could have been exhibited with beneficiaries giving testimony on how breeding chicks has affected them.
Dr Fiasco at it again
At an event to donate football equipment to prison authorities, Zifa chief, Dr Phidza said he hoped to see prisons officers involved in the game and playing at the highest level.
They have been doing that for a long time! Some female prison officers play for the Mighty Warriors and played at the Olympics in Brazil.
Munhuwese kunaAmai!
G40 unconquerable!
Dr Amai Stopit! PhD (Fake)
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