My People, Last Sunday, a weekly newspaper controlled by Lacoste Ngwena published a story in which it spoke about my so-called romance with reggae music.
letter to my people BY DOCTOR STOP IT
That is totally true and without a doubt. Despite behaving like some English man, Bhobho accepted dreadlocks as soon as I moved into State House.
Soon our children were spotting dreadlocks at State House. I will not even mention the fact that even his nephew, Dread Petso was appointed a Cabinet minister despite spotting those “unsightly ropes”.
My only problem with the reggae story was that it resulted in comparisons being drawn between myself and Mandiitawefodya.
Others even speculated if Cde Mandiitawefodya and myself took a few drugs each time we address rallies.
Nonsense of course.
That having been said, it must no longer surprise you when I pull a few stunts to display my power over The Bobster, a man so feared by many of you.
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A grovelling nation and drooling tongues
I must say my birthday last week reminded me just how much power I wield in this country.
With all the shopping that I spend a lot of my time doing and the regular scheduled hospital visits, I had almost forgotten how much power I wield in this country.
I was reminded of that naughty woman who at one time said all members of a certain political party, men included, were wives of a certain elderly African leader residing in our country.
This was based on the fact that the elderly revolutionary iconic African leader, together with his family, have a propensity to treat the country, party and anything found in the impoverished country in southern Africa as personal property.
I spent some time last week laughing at how some individuals and organisations which should know better were virtually falling over themselves to lick my delicate and dainty shoes.
I did not know that some people had such long tongues, although I knew most of them were not being sincere in their fawning and submissive behaviour. They were like puppies rolling over to have their bellies tickled.
My favourite hobby is to cause hardships among poor Zimbabweans and making hordes of families homeless.
The hardships affect women and children through seizing farms and setting homes on fire
If there is a dam in the vicinity, I seize that one too.
Despite all that, I received interesting labels to describe me and my plunder.
Illustrious, philanthropist, astute, motherly and such other terms were mentioned and for a moment, I thought they were referring to Princess Diana.
The newspapers were a pleasure to go through as ministers Dinha and Mushohwe would not be left out in the stampede to pay homage.
Dinha, who is accused by some people of being in Ngwena’s camp had very moving words to say about his Dr Amai.
“She has exhibited unreserved love for the people and has shown her passion to give and better the lives of others.”
Kkkkkk. Maybe he should check with families at Manzou.
Cde Mushohwe would not be left out of the stampede as he also whipped his drooling tongue into action, as he also revealed how Dr Amai or the nation’s mother rehabilitated prostitutes (sex workers) from Marondera.
“A mother to her own children and to the country’s orphans with a highly innovative business mind, Amai is a rare philanthropic mother of the nation whose work is a marvel to anyone who wishes to care.”
While the effort by the comrade was welcome and massaged my ego, I was discouraged by some haters who were making snide remarks that the “innovative business mind” had allowed the family business to move into loss making mode while some of her own kids had taken to very wild and riotous misconduct in foreign lands while spending scarce foreign currency.
Some of you went as far as to create some social media campaign, arguing that if Dr Amai and Bhobho cannot control two of their children, why should it be their business to control a whole nation.
But surely, is it not normal for males with access to money to engage in riotous drug and alcohol binges in the company of females.
Take it Blah Sidza
My well-choreographed and rehearsed statements with G40 leader, Comrade Bhobho have left Team Lacoste and their soldier friends in disarray.
I told you that Cde Tyson was not going anywhere and he was with us during a party held in Shamva.
Journalists at the Captured Media Company who were doing the bidding of Ngwena now don’t know what to do. Yet they were warned by Cde Tyson of “seismic” developments about to take place.
Right now Blah Sidza (Sidney) should prepare to take over. People should have listened to another choreographed set of speeches made by Mboko and Bhobho when they said it was not automatic that after a Zezuru, this country would be ruled by a Karanga.
Munhuwese kunaSekeramayi!
Umdala wezwelonke!
Dr Amai Stopit! PhD (Fake)
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