Hello my people,I hope I find you well. I am doing very well with my new grandchild.
LETTER TO MY PEOPLE BY DOCTOR STOP IT
I am aware that in between breeding quail birds (zvihuta/izagwaca) and other forms of suffering that you go through, you have now resorted to gossiping about my grandson. My spies inform me that like all commoners, you never have anything positive to say about me or my grandchild. I was surprised that at one time you were holding animated debates about me spending too much time in Singapore instead of coming back home.
He-he-he why are they still outside the country? What is so special about the child that makes them continue to stay outside the country? Munopenga! (You are crazy!) Did you expect my grandchild to be vaccinated in that country where service delivery, particularly the health delivery system, is virtually dysfunctional?
Goodness me, what if he is injected with some long expired vaccine? Even worse, what if the vaccine is not available?
Have you not read somewhere that some children have died during vaccination campaigns?
I am sorry, I could not take that chance. I took that decision because we have not heard of cases in which vaccines affect children in Singapore. And in any case, the whole family receives foreign medical attention.
Kkkkkkkkkk! I know, given the money and the opportunity, you would all want to receive foreign medical attention, which has now overtaken ours in terms of quality.
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People used to come from all over the world to receive medical attention in Zimbabwe but that is no longer the case.
The uninformed are saying that is so because Mudhara has destroyed the country while the informed are aware that our problems are a result of racist economic sanctions. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
From overseas I have been able to follow news and developments back home.
I read somewhere that the country has 8 000 nursing vacancies but due to the mess that has been created since independence in 1980, the posts have been frozen or something like that.
I am sure that’s what those white people would call a fine mess indeed.
We can’t all breed quails
Is it true that woman called Oppah has issued very strong statements about the practice of breeding zvihuta?
You people never cease to amaze me. One person must have captured an unfortunate quail bird and started breeding them in captivity and everybody got into breeding them. It is a very bad Zimbabwean disease of imitating what friends and relatives are doing.
Some of you were already calling 2016 The Year of Quails.
What nonsense! That is the kind of misbehaviour that takes place all over the country. Harare is full of one million vendors selling tomatoes while another million is into second-hand clothes from mabhero (bales).
I really wish you people would diversify your activities or look for jobs.
Let’s not have negative and unproductive statements such as that there are no longer any jobs in Zimbabwe’s employment sector. Well, that’s what I thought was the case until I read that during his independence day speech, Mudhara announced that collapsed firms had been revived. He implied that the economy was on the rebound.
Really? I know most of you have been sniggering behind our backs, implying that maybe another wrong speech was read on that important day.
Kwaaaaaa! Please forgive me I have not been around for a while so I cannot say if it’s true or false that smoke is now billowing from our industries, according to our Supreme Leader.
What is happening to G-40?
Is it true that the Gay 40 is disintegrating? I hear that Crocoduck and his friends now believe they can take over? Vanopenga! Wait until the G-40 commander returns to the game.
I will reverse all gains made by Ngwena and his war veterans.
Munhuwese kuna Amai! Umasalu wezwelonke! Your Mother Dr Amai Ph.D (Fake) l Feedback: [email protected]
