My people,I have decided to dedicate part of today’s presentation to Dzikamai Mavhaire. I was going through some intelligence briefings which I receive on a regular basis. Even if I am away shopping, I get regular updates.
BY DOCTOR STOP IT
Remember I have always told you that I am virtually in charge.
So can you imagine how mortified and miffed I was when I read that during Joice and her fellow sore losers’ rally in Harare, that Dzikamai chap made a lot of scurrilous allegations against your own Royal and Ruining Family.
To start with, the People Last Harare rally was held at the Robert Mugabe Freedom Square but for some reason, those People Last characters were calling it Civic Centre or General Rex Nhongo Square. Can they not read? Anyway, here is my address to Dzikamai.
Dear Dzikamai,
I have generally never trusted you from all those years when you tried to be a little hero when you said the unthinkable: Mugabe Must Go! You had the temerity to tell the owner of this country to go and jump off the edge of a cliff.
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I don’t know if it was something that you had smoked, drunk or eaten that made you make such crazy statements.
I would advise you to listen very much to the meaning of your name.
Dzikamai means to tone down but you have never been one to be cool about anything.
I think for a long time you were allowed to get away with a lot of things because of the protection you received from your political godfather, Edison Zvobgo. During the Harare rally, you stretched the levels of disrespect by calling me Marujata.
She is the type of woman who is loose, unstable, uncouth and likes berating people including elders in public.
Now would anybody describe me as that kind of person? Am I unstable to the point of being equated to Marujata? Mavhaire, usavhaire (don’t be arrogant!) Stop it! Unopenga! (You are crazy) But if you want, I can be a Marujata.
The days I was scared
The last few weeks have really shown me that you people are losing direction and orientation. The Battle of Beitbridge was not necessary. You common people became excitable simply because we stopped you from importing salad cream and yoghurt.
Some days later it was the kombi crews who were rioting in Ruwa and Epworth. Munopenga! What do you mean there are too many roadblocks? Those allegations of corruption have never been proven in a court of law.
But if you violate traffic regulations, you should expect to be fined and money collected from you will go you know where!
Then there was the day when the whole country went up in flames. How can all of you be so foolish as to follow unknown leaders?
For once, I can exonerate Joice and Moregirls on this one. They lack the capacity to organise a national shutdown. They are so clueless because they interact with masses only at rallies and not informally like visiting hospitals or buying food for common people. They behave just like other politicians.
It was then that I realized that the shutdown was very successful because some of us were already organising another Bhora Musango.
Am told that the participation of some of our people was very pronounced that they provided funding and even discouraged people from going to work.
I know all of you lack the sophistication to organise the way you did and I suspect that it was an inside job.
I am sure you have noticed that there are serious efforts being made to ensure whatever power Ngwena wields in Masvingo is wiped off completely. We have now pulled out our trump card and this time he is going.
You will also ask why Mashonaland Central and Masvingo have been regular visits and focus of attention. Watch this space. Especially if you are Ngwena Don’t be malicious
You people never cease to amaze me. At a time that Cde Patrick was being humiliated on behalf of the country after he went begging for money from the British, you were busy laughing at him. Being detained at the airport, having rotten eggs thrown at him and demonstrations against him did not buy him any sympathy from you.
Instead, all of you were suggesting that he should try borrowing money from Russia and China, “our all-weather friends”.
But don’t you know that very soon, after the Dear Brother Supreme Leader signed some mega deals with China and Russia, billions of dollars will start flowing into the country anytime soon.
Add to that, the Dangote billions, then the British, whose little island is slowly disintegrating, will eat their hearts out.
Lastly, here are some of the responses that I have received from millions of people around the world.
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