My People, I write this letter to warn you about political developments in our country.
LETTER TO MY PEOPLE BY DOCTOR STOP IT
The situation has become so serious that we now risk losing the election to 10% Joice and Moregirls Tsvangson.
I am sure you all saw them holding hands in Gweru and walking down the streets and demonising the Icon. They were the perfect political couple, lovers in politics and their little stunt for some reason seemed to excite some of the easily excitable and gullible Zimbabweans.
If their marriage of convenience is consummated without splits or disgruntlement in their respective political formations, then our party would be finished. Of course that is what I have always wanted but some of you are too daft to notice that.
Kkkkkkk. You should have seen the interview with the senior soldier implying that there were some people who were bent on destroying the party from within and that others were refugees who did not see active combat in the liberation war.
Some people have hinted that it was indirect reference to Tyson, Musorojonzo, Mandi and me.
You do remember that at one of my rallies I essentially accused Ngwena of ganging up with soldiers in a bid to harm my family. So relations are quite what they should be these days.
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The fear and animosity that I have unleashed in the once stable party have expectedly driven many members away into the arms of Madam 10%.
Questions have always been asked on just who is in charge in this country and I fail to understand why people cannot see what is right before them.
I am in charge! I am also making deals in case something goes awry, so a girl needs to feather her nest.
I will not mention the deals in power stations and the vehicles being imported from Japan under the “mega deals”.
I know there may be one or two issues around payment or non- payment of duty but one cannot describe the deals as being “smelly”.
The politics in our party is now dominated by fear and suspicion, very necessary ingredients if you want to be an effective dictator.
But I will not go down without a fight. It is now a race against time to December.
The youth and women’s wings are now in my corner. My strategy is simple. The African Iconic Revolutionary, The Comrade Dear Brother and Supreme Leader will be retained as the leader. No debate around that.
Everybody needs a Mboko around them so six button Mboko will be retained plus that will also take care of the Zapu quota in line with the Unity Accord. I have heard some people say Madam Sandi would be considered for that post. What crass nonsense. Do you think I was addressing all those rallies around the country and donating mapatapata (flip flops) and cooking oil and mazitye (secondhand clothes)for the benefit of another woman? You are crazy! Munopenga!
That is when I will move in to take over one of the vice-presidential posts to ensure that my personal and family interests are taken care of. At least that is how my boys and I have planned our strategy. Media bias towards Ngwena
After Ngwena received a bloody nose from dread Mandi and the link to the communiqué by war veterans, we assumed he was dead and buried.
Not so. He was revived by some of his friends in the military and the media.
As for the government controlled media, it has gone into overdrive on Ngwena this and Ngwena that.
I suspect somebody is setting up Mboko for failure against Ngwena because while Ngwena is portrayed as an efficient administrator, Mboko is to be seen donating chickens. The last two weeks have seen Ngwena saturating the media space. I suspect that boy, George and his people are taking sides.
I also suspect somebody has been frightening my people into jumping ship. I will need to pacify Musorojonzo as I am told that when Mandi publicly berated Ngwena as leader of Dinyane, he felt very offended.
Where is the African Iconic Revolutionary
The cancellation of the trip to Ghana by Mudhara has sent most of you into a frenzy of speculation.
Others believe it had something to do with the Ghanians honouring some Moroccan imperialist. Others attributed it to me denying Mudhara permission to travel to the home of his former in-laws. The mischievous ones were beginning to gossip about the Icon being incapacitated. Munopenga! Munhuwese kuna Amai! Umasalu wezwelonke! Pamberi naDread Mandy! Gushungo 40 woyeee! Dr Marujata PhD (Fake) l Feedback: [email protected]
